Brentalfloss - Meet Me In The Dungeon, Dear lyrics

Zelda! Why, why it's me! It's little Linky! Don't you know me? Meet me in the dungeon, dear Or wherever danger's near How I miss your little baby face In my arms though, you're out of place How I love the thought of you in chains Please get kidnapped again Be my damsel, but be in distress, please let me have a second quest I don't want what I can clearly have Hard to get though, honey, that's the salve Hide, disguise, or get turned into stone, Helpless and so all alone In my dreams, dear, is where you go best So let me have a second quest Now I admit that I've consented to a magical fairy fling That Sheik and I experimented but it didn't mean a thing I promise I'll be true my dear, I'm bu*ter in your pan Just as long as you've been captured By a pig or a wizard or a bearded man So think of me and sing a little song In a tower where you belong I will fight a thousand men or more Wedded bliss though would be a bore So kiss me dear and won't you say "Godspeed," Action adventure's what I need! Be my love-dove, just stay in your nest Please let me have a second, And a third too if it beckoned Let me have a second Quest! Quest! Alright You're the best!