Brentalfloss - Contra With Lyrics lyrics

What if Contra had lyrics? Motherf**er! Oh my god I fell into a jungle and it's scary Gotta run (gotta run, gotta get) Red letters with wings (they can fly, they are letters and can fly) They're full of weapons and things (Laser gun, flamethrower, marshmallow gun?) "S" is what I shall use (Spread gun, spread gun, motherf**er!) "R" just makes me confused (It stands for rarely helpful) I shoot tomatoes In all directions, f**ers But I still need some Added protection! This game is as hard as I am for Björk (f** yeah, dress up like a swan baby) Harder than Jimmy Buffett is for margaritas (Woo-hoo!) No, I don't wanna play It's too hard and I feel like a dork One hit? That's it? Bull sh**! This code gives you thirty lives Thanks, Wikipedia! Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) That is the code, help me sing it again, y'all Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) That is the Konami Code! And now I've got a good chance To do a victory dance I gotta shoot at these angry defensive linemen Ratta-tatta-banga, take a bullet in your danga-langa Bam! Back to the chorus, un, deux, trois! Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) That is the code, help me sing it again, y'all Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) Two up, two down, left, right, left, right, B, A (Start!) That is the Konami Code! I had to cheat But I finally beat Contra! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sh**!