Brainless Wankers - Beach-Life Is Tough lyrics

if i can't have fun why should the others? if i can't catch sun why should the others? beach-life is tough if you have a cough the beach is no fun if you're allergic to sun the beach should be told that i got a cold in fact that is why i feel like a stupid dolt if i can't have fun why should the others? if i can't catch sun why should the others? the weather is so good that i could puke the waves reach so high that i could only cry so sunburn to all with pain until fall i'd like to hit their faces like a punching ball the beach is not the place to be at least that holds true for me however, i'm still a child of the city and those swimming-trunks don't fit me well the sea has got an awful smell and my skin still looks like cheesecake