Braidz MC - Crayon Castle lyrics

[Intro: Sample] [Intro: Braidz] Ladies & Gentleman... Boys & Girls... I'd like to welcome you all to my castle... Just let me talk for a minute... [Verse: Braidz] As a kid I thought I'd be something like an Astronaut Now I'm grown all I am is badly poor and have no job So I'm shooting for the stars - Like the tips of the pyramids When I say *gun noises* - It's just clips of me k**in' it If I keep focusing on smoking weed and video games Then my hopes to be a dope MC will wither away So, Hopefully you notice me; A Lyricist - Braidz I'mma bomb or blow the scene, either way the missiles are aimed But It's my time, my life, I'mma find my highlights You strung me up now you get to watch this Kite fly For every Dope rapper there's that Bubble In The Pipe Who brings Fresh Air while the others keep it Light Dudes that think they're god's son's but ain't sick as this I'mma Celebrate your d**h's - Like Christmas cheers Metaphors out the a**, my sh** is sick When I cut I skin heads - Like Britney Spears I'm that dude you don't want to jump on a gig with The way I'll win those bars over, I could start up a prison Your horrid chick can swallow dick, mine when she gobbles it 2Chainz called her Big Booty, I call her my Bottom b**h On that note I've got something to say When I say "f*ggot" it's not meant in a derogatory way And I don't mean to offend if you are honestly gay Same when I say "b**h", "who*e", "Hotties" & "Skanks" So... Ladies and Gentleman, any alike I'd like to welcome you to my Castle take a step on inside If you head to the right I'm betting you'll find The dungeon where I keep my mentality tied Notice the room on the left is just Naked, Blank... That's where I used to have my creative Space! Upstairs is the room where I lay awake The door that's painted grey to display my pain Look directly above and you'll see a ma**ive chandelier It doesn't work though, I've been using it to hang my fears Behind the steps you'll find a church to pray in But excuse the walls they were burnt by Satan Kitchen and Dining but no Chef's that cook Seafood They're more like them Butchers from Resident Evil Bathroom out back but no power through the walls These days I hate water I just shower in my thoughts... See I've got bars to contain my rage, encaged But they're still saying Braidz is strange for days Even Kobe couldn't teach me to Fade Away, they say Can't have your cake and eat it - but it tasted great, I ate! The paper plate was saved I used to write this You will never meet another lunatic like me I'm manic and evil Been through sh** in the past year lost drive ended up in the pa**enger seat, dude Honestly I didn't think I'd have me a sequel Not this fast at least but I'm happy to see you I'mma build my story more with Crayon Castles and steeples And then fill it with my Paddlepop People...