Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman Bet I can drive faster'n you can Come on hoss lets have some fun Go on shoot me with the radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can Hey, hey Mr. Policeman I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am With a 455 up under the hood Me and my brother got it running good wake up behind them old Ray-Bans Catch me if you can Go on turn on your blue lights (so pretty) You know you want to, I just flew by I can see you feel it now How's my dust taste in your mouth? C'mon smokey its time to race Lets have us a high speed chase Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman Chopper in the air and a couple of swat vans That's no fair now blocking the road Now where am I supposed to go? Time to use my backup plan Catch me if you can Hey, hey Mr. Policeman Bet I can run faster'n you can With your big pot belly And your cowboy boots, 100 bucks says that you won't shoot I know these woods like the back of my hand Catch me if you can Go on, turn on your spotlight (so shiny) I got running shoes and I'm younger than you And I got all night There's no way you're keepin up with me Just go on back to Krispy Kreme If you wanna quit I understand Catch me if you can Hey, hey Mr. Policeman I said hey, hey Mr. Policeman I'm in the jailhouse now I'm in the jailhouse now They told me once or twice Son, respect my authority I'm in the jailhouse now