Bowling For Soup - 99 Biker Friends lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick. I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick-up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window "Rest in Peace Number 3". Tell all your friends How you put her in her place. 7 pounds of makeup Just to hide her beat up face. Such a pretty face. [Chorus:] It takes a tough man to slap her around. Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. She's wearing shades but we all see Behind the tinted gla**. And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your a**. Tell her that you're sorry. Blame it on the beer. Your dad was mean to you. Your friends think you're an a**hole And I do too. Over compensatin' for your small shoes. Taking her away, but you won't say when. Hold her in your arms, Tell her this won't happen again. When will this end? Well [Chorus] I wish Bruce Lee was here right now With his trusty nun-chucks Chuck Norris is still alive, So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger, All the dudes from "Danger, Danger". Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling, And a couple of prison guards. [Chorus] (99 biker friends) I hope that you can run fast (just wanna mention this) Start runnin' now (99 biker friends) just wanna mention this (just wanna mention this) We gonna kick your a**.