Bowling For Soup - No Hablo Inglés lyrics

My teacher asked me where my homework was And that's when I told her No hablo Ingls Policeman caught me doing 90 And that's when pulled me over No hablo Ingls A hippy with a tambourine Asking me if I could spare a dollar No hablo Ingls Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight And grabs my collar No hablo Ingls One, when I'm not feeling it Two, when someone's full of sh** Three, when I get cut off at the bar To make a getaway it's all you gotta say Quatro, cinco, seis No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls My nephew asks me if I'd take him To the Jonas Brothers movie No hablo Ingls Walking my dog I see a sign that says To please pick up the doodie No hablo Ingls My mamma gets mad 'cause I never call my dad On his birthday No hablo Ingls A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe" He no habla Ingls One, so many different uses Two, you don't need no excuses Three, it's as easy as the third grade The perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say Quatro, cinco, seis No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls Did you brush your teeth? No hablo Ingls Where'd you leave your pants? No hablo Ingls Did you feed the fish? No hablo Ingls Do you like my band? Wait, don't answer that No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? No hablo Ingls Did one of you guys pee in the pool? No hablo Ingls Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet? No hablo Ingls Can I borrow that beer? No hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls