Bowling For Soup - Life After Lisa lyrics

I'm waking up and bakin' Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed Of the two of us in 1992 You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king I gave you a foot ma**age I gave you my ring You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing But, That's ok [CHORUS] Cause there'll be No more mountain climbing in the rain No more Long hair clogging up the drain No more Life will never be the same Life after Lisa is not so bad at all Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos Did he cover up my name that was fast Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5 And my little band is kicking some a** So when you asked me if I hated you now It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out On sleeping with your roommate every time you pa**ed out But, That's ok [CHORUS] I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me But all I've gotta say is there ain't no f**ing way that you're getting me to say I'm sorry..........Not today!!! [CHORUS] Cleaning up the house again Listening to House Of Pain Having headaches in my brain Listening to you complain Shopping at the mall again I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!