Boondox - My Van lyrics
Like clothes on the line I'm three sheets to the wind But stay tighter than the strings on a violin Me I'm as dirty as they come but still spic and span I ride 28 inches on my creepy black van And you can catch me posted up down by the trailer park I'm selling bootleg movies from noon to dark But at nine o'clock it's time to close up shop And find some unsuspecting girlie who gonna blow my top I like cruising by the gap and the old navy I like scoping out the milf's and the old ladies Pulling right up to the curb with my windows pitch black Practice catch and then release I do my thing and then I throw 'em back My van! In my van they don't never see it coming Stone cold k**er slanging rock hard loving In my van here's how we do I got something waiting for you I never keep 'em very long because they tend to stink And they'll be xxxxxxx up my camel skin zebra print seats And I'm a mother xxxxxxx pimp so can't be cramping my style With some decomposing stank ho wearing a smile I gotta keep my reputation I got clientel I can't be pushing finding nemo with no funky xxx smell I keep my chevrolet polished and my shag rug vaccumed And a sticker on the back gla** says "sh** happens" And I'm cool as fan in my burt reynolds shades But my futures pretty dim that's why I can't get laid So I'm a get it how I get gotta get up in them britches I'm a get it how I get I'm a take it from these b**hes! If the van be a rocking then dontcha come a knocking You might see me do the nasty face covered in a stocking Nothing on but a tool belt and bvd's A chick tied to a shelf full of dvd's I got that old school p**n showing in the headrest Try choking out this honey but she ain't dead yet I got her in the camel clutch, remote control stuck in her bu*t She be switching scene selections everytime she bust a nut You might say I'm kinda sick and you might call me a freak Because I pull up to the intersection's gripping my meat But to all them freaky b**hes, xxxxxxx I be the man I bet they never forget the time they had in my van!