I like to have a good time Any of my friends will tell you But when you confront me with stupidity I'm doubly angry at you And I say nip-nap, it's all a trap Bo-bis, and so was this Whoa whoa, to haiti go And watch it all come down Ding dong, a silly song Sure do say something's wrong Smile awhile, forget the bile And watch it all come down So I become more lively To bury all of the ugly Whole persons sometimes Must be them bodies buried And I say nip-nap, it's all a trap Bo-bis, and so was this Whoa whoa, to haiti go And watch it all come down Ding dong, a silly song Sure do say something's wrong Smile awhile, forget the bile And watch it all come down And I toe the water And an urchin poke me And I must be godfather To anyone who'll have me Today was another day full of dread But I never said I was afraid Dread and fear should not be confused By dread I'm inspired, by fear I'm amused I say nip-nap, it's all a trap Bo-bis, and so was this Whoa whoa, to haiti go And watch it all come down Ding dong, a silly song Sure do say something's wrong Smile awhile, forget the bile And watch it all come down