I wanted a woman who loves who I am And what I do Then I met you You couldn't care less if I were Lord of Japan Or half a man Nor what I am You say you like my eyes only or just the way I giggle Sometimes you like the smell of me or how my stomach jiggles But you don't love me That's all right 'cause you cling to me all through the night I wanted to grow old with one who knew me inside and out And likes to shout things I'm about But you just turn your head when I get rowdy like a child And you don't even crack a smile You say my kissing rates a six on a scale of one to ten And you wouldn't pa** the time with me 'cept you're tired of all your friends But you don't love me That's all right 'cause you cling to me all through the night