Bombadil - Unicycle lyrics

Two wheels is too much for me And handlebars are too easy Spin my pedals on just one wheel Put me on the saddle I'm outta here Give me a unicycle dear Give me a rubber dusty keel Give me an edge that I can feel As I bump up and down the hill Goin fast is overrated And falling off is what I've traded It's unbalanced but what a steal Inefficient is my onliest fear