Brown paper bags metal cans Sixty degrees fahrenheit We can't see the stars tonight Cause apartments generate ambient light I'm sorry that we're not already drunk Hours later we're getting there Meters away from the shore My forty of Corona is just Drops away from being kicked And I don't know what I'm gonna be tomorrow When you stayed overnight making out with a stranger In the bottom of a boat that belonged to a stranger And you came home at six in the morning After being caught a** naked by the dude who threw the party I thought that we'd never grow up And now all my friends rise at eight They go to sleep before midnight And I just wanna drink 'til three Embarra**ing myself publicly And you all used to be just like me You f**ers used to be just like me Now I sit and stew alone Everyone's already sleeping Everybody's moved away And can pay their bills on time No one else is making a hundred and ten bucks for twenty hours God I hate this f**ing place God I hate what happened to me You promised we'd stay best of friends But we can't cause I can't grow up And it k**s me. Yeah it k**s me That I don't know what I can do Cause I can't breathe correctly and I can't sleep or anything and I can't think of anything I can't think of anything Now every night's miserable I'm so sad that I can't even get drunk So let's go out just one last time Let's finish off a box of wine Do shots of yukon jack and lime Can we drink 'til I f**ing die? I'll make you party at my funeral Cause mourning is for s**ers I'll rent a ferris wheel and Cotton candy machine and have open bar With all the Pabst that you can drink The PA blasting my Clash records You'll finally know life's okay Even when bad things happen So just one more beer, then grow up So just one more beer, then grow up So just one more beer Go to work Pay your bills Eat a dick One more beer, THEN grow up