Bolshoi - TV Man lyrics

Wake up, switch on I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong give it a slap, give it a jog I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue ride high without a saddle down the rapids on a boat without a paddle I am the scourge of the high seas just you watch'em running when they hear about me chorus: one two three... hail t.v. watching dirty harry made a man of me here I stand, t.v. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand... I got the good, bad and ugly traits but even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes... knock, knock, there's someone at the door I can't imagine, I can't imagine I can't imagine what they come around here for... could be the rent... or h.p. whatever it is they gonna bleed me I've got no money...