Hello darling you let me be who I want to be You won't ask but I'll tell I don't hold hands well I swear I don't write puns to be funny I got no stories worth telling that don't involve a pause I get lost real easy and I always feel queazy We'll get coffee and discuss our lives That's why confusion at heart is the worst Am I blind or is my heart in a hearse? I can't see all the things in front of me It feels like life is freezing But will you love me? No no Will you love me, darling, no no But a friend that got lost cause of love was a friend with their lines crossed You'd say that whiskey and beer make anything shine I'd buy you 50 cent rings and a movie I might get caught up In things I don't understand about you darling And the last time I checked you still earned my respect And I'll love you forever signed Bob That's why confusion at heart is the worst Am I blind or is my heart in a hearse? I can't see all the things in front of me It feels like life is freezing But will you love me? Will you love me? Will you love me? Will you love me? Will you love me? Please?