Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots - We Can't Stand Each Other lyrics

[Verse 1] When you walked in the room All I saw was you You're so pretty You're so pretty You smiled and said "Hi" And we talked all night You're so witty You're so witty I knew I loved you from the start And I knew that you had my heart We'd grow old You're hand I'd hold We'd never let go [Chorus] Now we can't stand each other I got to know you better, now there's no forever I can never watch a game in peace Now we can't stand each other You leave you're dirty dishes in the sink And you're always peeing on the toilet seat I'm better off without you I'm better off without you We can't We can't We can't stand each other [Verse 2] You snore every night And you're shoes they cause fights They cost money They cost so much money And I stayed in shape While you ate an eight You're guts bigger So much bigger You spend you're life laying on the coach And you're Mom is always freaking out "When are you gonna take my daughter somewhere nice? When are you... waah waah waah..." [Chorus] Now we can't stand each other I got to know you better, now there's no forever I can never watch a game in peace Now we can't stand each other You leave you're dirty dishes in the sink And you're always peeing on the toilet seat I'm better off without you I'm better off without you We can't We can't We can't stand each other Oh... I'm better off without you I'm better off without you We can't We can't We can't stand each other "Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?" "Yeah" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry too"