Bobby Bare - She's My Ever Lovin' Machine lyrics

Well, friends you know once I was took in By a girl with a twinkly eye But the first time that I wasn't lookin' She ran off with a handsomer guy, oh my. But I'm an inventin' type feller So as soon as my brain got uncurled I tiptoed right down to my cellar And built a mechanical girl. Oh, her arms are iron, her legs are steel Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil She's my ever lovin' machine. She's always right there when I need her And she's very easy to please And hardly cost nothing to feed her Just some water and oil and grease. She never complains when I stay out all night She never complains that I ain't rich And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight I just reach out and turn on 'er switch. Oh, her arms are iron, her legs are steel Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil She's my ever lovin' machine. She has no trouble makin' her mind up 'Cause friends I did not give her a mind And her heart is a clock that I wind up So I know that she'll love me in time. She always did what she was supposed to Right up to this evening but then She had an affair with a toaster And they ran off and left me again. Oh, her arms were iron, her legs were steel Her hips were on wires attached to a wheel And her spine was a coil that I used to oil She was my ever lovin' machine...