I've served my time losing track of the wine Looking through red eyes at the blues Holdin' on 'til the very last song Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose. Chasing a dream in a whisky world Down the neon avenue And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women But I've sure woke up with a few. Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle Make you see it from a different view Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women But I've sure woke up with a few. I've met more than one morning lyin' there Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?" Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed Tryin' hard not to leave any clues. When I start out the evening I'm being selective But I'll take anything after two No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women But I've sure woke up with a few. Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle Make you see it from a different view Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women But I've sure woke up with a few. No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But I sure woke up with a few...