Bobby Bare - Gotta Get Rid Of This Band lyrics

Oh, I gotta get rid of this band They're rockin' too hard for a country music man I preach 'em and I teach 'em but they don't understand I tell you folks I gotta get rid of this band. Now that fella there on lead guitar he's a natural dude He never takes showers and just eats natural food And if you shared a room with him then friends I think you'd understand Just why I gotta get rid of this band. Now my friend there on piano he been known to do some dope There's nothing he won't sniff or swallow or smoke And sometimes he's just too damn stoned to help me reach the stand Oh, I gotta get rid of this band. Those boys on ba** and drums you know they're country through and through But they wanna wear makeup like them rock stars do But they smile at each other and sometimes they hold hands Too long on the road I gotta get rid of this band. We got a honey talkin' pretty boy there on that steel guitar And the girls don't realize that I'm the star And when anybody interferes with my romantic plans They're gone I gotta get rid of this band. Oh, I gotta get rid of this band They're rockin' too hard for a country music man I preach 'em and I teach 'em but they don't understand I tell you folks I gotta get rid of this band...