Bobby Bare - Drunk And Crazy lyrics

Well, hello everybody, I've come to say I didn't come to stay, I just come to play So lock all the doors and open up the wine Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line. 'Cause I'm drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Gonna let the good times roll. Way cross the room I see a fancy fox I got the key to open up her lock I slide across the floor like a greasy eel I say, hey baby, tell me how do you feel. I say, I'm drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Gonna let the good times roll. Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Gonna let the good times roll. I was just about to put the cake in the oven Look over my shoulder there's her big ol' husband He was turnin' blue he was seein' red He knocked me down slapped me round and stomped on my head. Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Gonna let the good times roll. They got me to the hospital in the nick of time I had fractured skull and a busted spine When in come the doctor he could hardly stand Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand. And he was drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Drunk and crazy Gonna let the good times roll...