Bobby Bare - Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' T.V. lyrics

If anyone met us they'd surely agree We're proper as any two people can be We're clean cut well mannered well dressed and polite But oh if they'd see us at night. When we're drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea Just you and me and the devil makes three Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV. So you bring the chemicals I bring the wine I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs Naturally performing unnatural acts. Such as drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea Just you and me and the devil makes three Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV. In the flickin' TV light we're goin' to hell Makin' love with the sound off the PTL Jim Baker can see what you're doin' to me Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV. So stop drinkin' stop druggin' stop watchin' TV Stop eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea Stop lovin' your life degenerately Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV. Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV...