Bobby Bare - Yard Full Of Rusty Cars lyrics

Show me a house with a yard full of rusty cars And you'll know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a rusty stove And you walk right in and sit down and feel right at home In the kitchen of the house of man with a yard full of rusty cars. Show me a man with a yard full of rusty cars And you know he's got a fridge full of beer and it's nice and cold Swing on the porch eatin' bolony and bread and talk about gettin' old Spittin' in the dust with the man with a yard full of rusty cars. Scratchin' the ears of the dog of the man with a yard full of rusty cars Tell him I've been to Haiti and he says well that's real nice Hey Ma, this beer could sure use a little bit of ice Now what was you saying about goin' to Hatey's Says the man with a yard full of rusty cars. My teeth gone bad says the man with a yard full of rusty cars Toilets on the blink and heavy weights today can't hit You know you remind me a lot of my brother's youngest kid Got k**ed in Korea You play gin rummy says the man with the yard full of rusty cars. Kick off your shoes on the couch with the man with a yard full of rusty cars Smoke us smokes and flick the ashes on the floor Well son everythin' here been burned or broke at least once before And he winks at his old lady and she winks back At the man with a yard full of rusty cars. Lord, said the man with the rusty cars that woman's gettin' wide So much for beauty son hand me that TV guide Watchin' the flies in the kitchen of the man with a yard full of rusty cars Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in and out Careful of that soup son it'll burn a hole in your mouth Soup and life you gotta wait 'em out says the man with a yard full of rusty cars. Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a yard full of rusty cars Son you ever get to sleep with any of them movie stars I'd like to do that once before I die but he's talkin' a little too loud And his woman is smilin' kind of proud at the man with a yard full of rusty cars. Talkin' God and baseball with the man with the yard full of rusty cars Fall asleep right on the couch there where you see it And you know that his old woman ain't gonna mind a bit Least wise she don't mention nothin' to that smilin' smokin' dirty jokin' Lucky old man with the yard full of rusty cars...