My name is Bob And I don't have a job I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song Catch me cruisin through Decatur with my streetwalkers Spittin, pimpin at these women, ain't a sweet talker A young country boy, came up out the creekwater What a grizzly boy, lookin like a beast on it Now I don't like the law, so f** the police department Pullin me over, and I don't even be speedin on em Well I think it's cause they don't like me, well me so sorry Cause I got all the caucasians saying that he's so bossy Well long story short, this is me and I'm bossy If I wasn't smokin weed, then I'd be drinking coffee Well pour this in my cup, just to show I give a f** bout what ya'll be thinkin need what I'm sayin, gone and zip it up I don't even know why I'm in this goddamn booth But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song If you ain't noticed I don't really give a damn This life's too hard to follow rules and be takin exams So I decided to do music just to make some fans So while I got the mic I want to say f** Uncle Sam I just think of crazy sh** and try to make it jam So when I'm tired of rappin I sing the best I can Simpy cause I ain't got nothin better to do with time I'd rather producin rhymes than slangin and shootin dimes I ain't really got nothin else to say but I'll finish it Just to show ya'll how ya'll can benefit if I'm generous I'll just write a verse, sit back and collect percentages It's 4 o'clock and I don't even think I'm finished yet But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song I don't know why I say these things But it's the reason why I sing my song It's why I sing my song It's why I sing my song It's why I sing my song My song My song My song