Bob - Fkn' Science Bro lyrics

[Intro: Teacher] Stop running in the halls! Stop! Slow down, sir! Slow down, sir! Stop running in the halls, sir! Anthony get to cla**! You're never going to become a college student at that rate! [Hook] f**in' science Fu-f**in' science, bro Labcoat, check, goggles, check Nodules, check Fu-fu-fu-fu-f**in' science, bro [Verse 1: B.o.B + Teacher] Hi-yah lads! Welcome to science cla** Bob quit writin' raps in your log sheet, nobody's gon' sign your a** Okay let's get scientific Fossil fuels come from years and years of bio-decomposition It's really just scientific Why didn't all the fossils turn to oil? Some did, some didn't Anyway... Didn't Rockerfeller pay the scientists off the year of the Geneva Convention? Wait? What was that? You wanna come up here in front of cla**? What? You wanna teach? You really think you're smarter than me? No sir, sit down Here's your homework on the atom bomb and the World War How it affected us then and now Well uh... I seen the footage and uh, I really just want some answers How does someone film an atomic bomb and it doesn't destroy the camera? I mean... I was just... BRO! Bro, I'm just sayin'... I don't know [Hook: B.o.B] Fu-f**in' science, bro Labcoat, check, goggles, check Nodules, check Fu-fu-fu-fu-f**in' science, bro [Verse 2: B.o.B + Teacher] Welcome to history, we evolved from neanderthalsThat is no mystery! Well why are there no monkey fossils anywhere? What, are you kidding me!? I'm just sayin'... I just Shoulda learned that way back in elementary Man this n***a don't know what the f** he talkin' about I have a diploma, do you have a diploma? Or a learning disorder? My wife is a lawyer, we both have a daughter She's doin' fine with the things that we taught her Yeah I'm just usin' the scientific method Did we evolve from electronical boy or h*mo erectus? And all of the fossilized footprints in the fossil records Don't show a line of thrust, that's not consistent with compression What the f** did he just say?? Yeah, okay smarta** This is real knowledge, save all that hippie sh** for art cla** It's really startin' to bug me on this one Gonna have to trust me on this one I have done the studies on this one You're a little rusty on this one I mean why can't you just answer my question on the subject? It's not in the f**in' book It's not up for discussion [Hook: B.o.B] Science, I f**in' love science! I f**in' love science! I love science Labcoat, check, goggles, check Nodules, check Fu-fu-fu-fu-f**in' science, bro [Verse 3: B.o.B] Damn, must have been a hell of them stegosauruses Over a century burnin' fossil fuels, still ain't no shortages I ain't sayin' I'm Neo, but I'm nothin' short of a morpheus f**, thought this was a globe, I gotta check my coordinates You can blame my disorderly conduct on my subordinance If it ain't no Coriolis who's to blame for New Orleans? Why the poorest people always get extorted by corporate giants We don't boycott, we buy in and I find it unfortunate, yeah Me plus you plus her plus her, that's four (Math!) Bring your worst and I'm gon' bring much more Leave your nerves, your skirt, both at the door In case you didn't know [Hook: B.o.B + Scientist] f**in' science bro! Well Earth shine is much brighter than moonshine Fu-f**in' science, bro Labcoat, check (moonshine) Goggles, check (moonshine) Nodules, check (moonshine) f**in' (moonshine) [Verse 4: B.o.B.] How many fingers am I holdin' up? Come and compete him if you're bold enough No Bobby Ray don't give an ounce of f** Your team is weak, you beat your bouncer up [Outro: Teacher + Neil deGra**e Tyson] Student lives are what you are! God I hate my life. Hey you! You! Stop making out! I know your mother, Susan! I'm gonna tell Susan about this! Debrah! Is that coke??? I'm Neil deGra**e Tyson, b**h!