Bob & Tom - Everybody's Pissed at Me lyrics

Tom: (Hi, this is Tom, and God knows I'm not perfect. I guess I can be difficult and maybe a little demanding; oh, sure, some might say tyrannical. But I don't get it; I try to be a nice guy, but it seems everybody's pissed at me.) My friends are pissed My partner's pissed My mother's pissed My lawyer's pissed My waiter's pissed My dog is pissed Everybody's pissed at me! My banker's pissed My family's pissed My plumber's pissed My fish are pissed My barber's pissed My brother's pissed Chorus: This is very plain to see Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! Chorus: I think we can all agree Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! Chorus: Tom, you are an evil ba*tard We're all pissed at you today Tom: I am sick of all your b**hing Here's a check, go away Chorus: Your boss is pissed Your kids are pissed Your neighbor's pissed Your sister's pissed We'll bet even God is pissed Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! When I wrote my pissed off list I'm sure there's someone that I missed And that will probably make them pissed Chorus: It is very plain to see Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! Chorus: I think we can all agree Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! Chorus: Very justifiably Tom: Everybody's pissed at me! Chorus: Your friends are pissed Your partner's pissed Your mother's pissed Your lawyer's pissed Your waiter's pissed Your dog is pissed Tom: Everybody's pissed at me!