Silent weekend, My baby she gave it to me Silent weekend, My baby she gave it to me. She's actin' tough and hardy She says it ain't my party And she's leavin' me in misery. Silent weekend, My baby she took me by surprise. Silent weekend, My baby she took me by surprise. She's rockin' and a-reelin' Head up to ceiling An' swinging with some other guys. Silent weekend, Oh Lord, I wish Monday would come. Silent weekend, Oh Lord, I sure wish Monday would come. She's uppity, she's rollin', She's in the groove, she's strolling Over to the jukebox playin' deaf and dumb. Well, I done a whole lotta thinkin' 'bout a whole lot of cheatin', And I, maybe I did some just to please. But I just walloped a lotta pizza after makin' our peace, Puts ya down on bended knees.