I'm trippin' over dumb drunks at a party Girlfriend just ran off with the DJ I give her everything, but she refused it It doesn't matter, she don't know how to use it My confidence is dwindling Look at the shape I'm in Where's my pearls, where's my swine? I'm not thirsty, but I'm standing in line I'll have the usual I'll have the usual Fifty silhouettes bumpin' on the dance floor Pink elephants fallin' through a trap door Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous When will that b**h serve us? I used to be a good boy, livin' the good life Fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife She was good, I was unkind I'm not thirsty, but I'm standin' in line I'll have the usual I'll have the usual (On the rocks) (Two ice cubes) (And a little umbrella) Big Jim says the second comin's comin' I think he's just seein' double or something Or something You can hang around waiting for the also rans I can't win, but I've seen enough, man A fifth of whiskey he could knock it away I drink some more and it's judgment day I had a future, but she just pa**ed out I'm gonna drink until I see what it is I wanna think about I'll have the usual I'll have the usual I'll have the usual On the rocks With a twist