Bo Burnham - Possible Ending Song lyrics

[Younger Bo Burnham, Intro] Um, possible, uh, ending song that is not finished yet Test, take 1 [Older Bo Burnham, Verse 1] So long Goodbye I’ll see you when I see you You can pick the street I’ll meet you on the other side So long Goodbye Do I really have to finish? Do returns always diminish? Did I say that right? [Chorus] Does anybody want to joke When no one’s laughing in the background? So this is how it ends I promise to never go outside again [Verse 2] So long Bye! I’m slowly losing power, has it only been an hour? No, that can’t be right So long Goodbye Hey, here’s a fun idea How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time? [Chorus] I wanna hear you tell a joke When no one’s laughing in thе background So this is how it ends I promise to nevеr go outside again [Bridge] Am I going crazy? Would I even know? Am I right back where I started 14 years ago? Wanna guess the ending? If it ever does, I swear to God that all I’ve ever wanted was: [Everything All of the Time Reprise] A little bit of everything all of the time A bit of everything all of the time Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime I’m finished playing and I’m staying inside If I wake up in a house that’s full of smoke I’ll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke When I’m fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it Call me up and tell me a joke Oh sh*t You’re really joking at a time like this? [Disembodied Voice, Outro] Well, well, look who’s inside again? Went out to look for a reason to hide again Well, well Buddy, you found it Now come out with your hands up We’ve got you surrounded