Bo Burnham - Hey Bo! Guess What? lyrics

[Bo Burnham] Guys, I'm not perfect, okay? I don't use air quotes correctly, alright? But I am against double standards across the board Why is it that when a woman wheres revealing clothing, she's labeled a s*ut Yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer If I f** a kid, I'm a pedophile But if a kid f**s me, I'm a pedophile again? Twice in a week? What is this? [Music starts, Voice starts talking] Hey Bo! Want to sing a song with us? [Bo] Okay [Voice] Great! [Bo] I don't know the words, though [Voice] That's alright, you'll figure it out! [Bo] Alright! Woo! [Voice] Hey Bo! Guess what? [Bo] What? [Voice] You're a f*ggot! [Music stops, crowd applauds] [Bo] Wasn't clever, just mean. Bigoted, I apologize for that So I was interrupted the other day while I- [Music starts] (Motherf**er!) [Voice] Hey Bo! Wanna sing another song together? [Bo] I really dont! [Voice] Too bad! [Bo] God damnit [Voice] Hey Bo! Guess what? [Bo] I'm a f*ggot. (Correct!) Its not funny [Voices] You're a f*ggot, You're a f*ggot, You're a f**ing f*ggot You're a f*ggot, (Can you turn the lights off?) [Bo] Is this funny to you people? Turn it off. Turn the track off [Record scratch] Why was it on a record player? You have a record player back there? You have hooked up a record player? [Laughter] You know, it's one thing to make that but to press it onto vinyl Is a whole other thing. Alright? It's gonna outlive me Just to be clear, I wrote, conceived, and executed the entirety of that bit. Do not give those Dumbf**s any credit It's all me, baby. All me Look at you people in the Abe Lincoln seats? Bam! Too late, too late. How dare he make that joke so late?