Music: brendan hill and chan kinchla Lyrics: john popper Sue him now and i'll tell you how He's gonna milk like a cow And if you want to fill a bucket Simple as pie if you care to try Just look him in the eye like you're high And you want to die to cry f** it He's stuck it Where it's ripe and i can pluck it And it's a j**el And it's cool And hell i ain't no fool to school the rule Business as usual System never fails Everybody's constitutional Bargain back room sale Bought and sold don't you catch a cold It's going around i'm told And it's survival of the healthy Early to rise gonna win a prize It's the other guys who realize Their demises' size will fantasize I'm stealthy i'll be wealthy But they deny with a lie As they try to sigh their sly good-bye To like it or lump it And if it's back is turned The jump it so pump it out Business as usual System never fails Everybody's constitutional Bargain back room sale Like it or lump it And if it's back is turne Then jump it or bump it or pump it Have your tea and crumpet On a stump it Doesn't matter to me you see If i can let it be then i'm free In the sea of my destiny And that's key for me You know chi for me And if rivalry is chivalry then c'est la vie Or c'est la guerre Let the buyer beware of the fare And if you dare to bare the air to care Then something is there But if it's bought or leased Let it be deceased With the beast released Then the palm is greased And we can gather for the feast Business as usual System never fails Everybody's constitutional Bargain back room sale Business as usual System never fails Everybody's constitutional Bargain back room sale