Blockhead - Mermaid p**nography lyrics

[Verse One] Land mines wheel chairs toilet snakes I'm rolling downhill on broken brakes Hit it like a squirrel when I f** rapping Wear a Fallopian tube as a necklace f** platinum And f** having nice cars s** my dick I wanna blow up to get my bike fixed Ahhh they put a probe in my urethra The free clinic test hurts worse than the disease does My mouth is mechanical I'm a flesh eating serial k**ing stuffed animal Mac Let lactose Hit'em with a missile launcher co*ked like Orgazmo Dark divine type of charcoal mind I like chicks that shave their p**y in a heart design Kansas Citys crazy I'll be walking up the street And get my arm chewed off by octopus with teeth I'm in my laboratory building a disease My wife has a tail and our children grow on trees Poke my brain until my fingers purple Pull the wrecking ball chain off a crane and swing it in a circle Put your tongue where the mic gets plugged I got antennas and a slimy body like a slug I'm not even old enough to get into the club So I'm with this rolling chick sniffing Vick's vapor rub [Hook] Mr. Mac Lethal whatcha want to do today Prolly pa** out drunk in the street Mr. Blockhizzle whatcha want to do today [Verse Two] f** Krys we pop bottles of Windex My name is Mac Lethal king of the midwest And that's Blockhead you know about him Yeah ha he's, he's the champion Ahh, Mr. Blockhead supplies me the ammunition And I lick the beats p**y and give it an orgasm My pen is filled with Lava lamp liquid I'm sicker than those punk rock Gothic damn b**hes Sitting up at Perkin's with black nail polish Like "You got a dollar, man?" With their fishnet stalkings Lips bless intoxicated co*ky humans Grab an cup of ice and fill it up with body fluids It takes one Catholic school girl to please the whole crew She'll be riding home in the trunk when we through Psycho b**hes, yeah they love to prick the co*k Like putting Hellraisers skull in the f**ing scissor lock I never even make it to the club I'm wasted by eight standing in the tub With pajamas on I pull the hairdryer off the cabinet And plug it into learn electrical safety by accident I salivate your moms stench On the dance floor playing hockey with a urinal mint [Hook] Get a mermaid naked get loose And f** champagne we drinking vaginal juice At the mermaid party six thousand, ha ha yay [Hook] Hey yo, yo why do you always ask that You know I'm gonna beat the sh** out of you if you as again I'm on the mic not him...