Bizarre - Public Service Announcement (Skit) lyrics

This is another Public Service Announcment brought to you, in part by that fat shower-cap wearing, nipple-rubbing, son-of-a b**h Hey Bizarre! Yea...go ahead punk! Finish talkin'! The lyrics you're about to hear are totally f*cked! They're geared towards the future lives of gay and lesbians of the world. So that being said, grab a blunt, take a big hit, sit back and enjoy the ride at handi cap circus