I borrowed some money, I sold my car I put an Airstream trailer, up on blocks That satellite dish was my first mistake She started watching Oprah Winfrey and Ricki Lake She cut me down to once a week At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat I was paranoid and scared to d**h She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath Burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park She hired the neighbor's son to cut our gra** She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie My landlord came while I was out of town My pipes got fixed and the rent went down We fell asleep with the late show on Now it's 3:00 a.m. and I wake up and she's gone I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again And since I don't know which trailer she's in I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Uh! Burn it down! Come on! Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand Maury Povich sure don't understand I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Burn down the trailer park Burn it down.