Bill Sutton - Ecology lyrics

"Save a tree and eat a beaver," That was what the bumper sticker said So I went out looking for A beaver to eat I met a forest ranger Who said they were endangered And the worst of it is, I don't even like meat! Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me? Spoken: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours forever. If it doesn't, then track the s**er down and blow it away! La la la la, lalalalala La la la, lalalalala La la la la, lalala La, lalalalala "Split wood and not the atom," That was what another sticker said I decided, with sadness, That logic had ceased! Since the beavers are endangered, I guess it's not so strange that Nobody gives a damn Anymore for the trees Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me? Spoken: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of d**h, I will fear no evil. For I am the meanest son of a b**h in the valley! La la la, lalala La la la, lalalalala La la la la, lalala Lalalalalalala "Nuke the whales and not the Commies," And other crazy things like that I guess is what the next Bumper stickers will be My sanity's endangered, I guess it's not so strange that Nobody gives a damn Anymore for poor me Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me? Spoken: All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, Hang stuffed upon my wall! La la la, lalalalala La la la, lalalalala La la la la, lalala La, lalalalala I found it, then I lost it, Now I'm afraid it's found me too If I feed it, can I keep it Or give it away? I honked when I found Jesus, I nuked 'em till the s**ers glowed I don't give a damn about This song anymore! Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me? Spoken: Judge not, lest you be judged And have to post bail. La la la la, lalalalala Spoken: I brake...under pressure. La la la la, lalala Spoken: America: love it, or leave it. La la la, la la Spoken: Support your right to arm bears. La la la, la la la Spoken: A hundred and eighty-six thousand miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law. La la la la, la lalala Spoken: Right side, suicide. La la la la, lalalalala Spoken: If you can read this, you're too close. La la la la, lalalalala Spoken: I heart New York. La la la la, la lalala Spoken: I spayed my dog. La la la la, la lalala La la la, lalalalala La, la la, La la, lalalalala