Hello everyone out in the Cinch world it is me Mister Big Rich 257 coming up with my own song at a late minute This is my last cinch of the day And this song goes out to The Syringe; aka Ryan Buller To Johnny Omega; aka Roy Coleman And aka Dylan Justice or Shane the real McCoy Here it is: *guitar strumming* Look I know that Johnny Omega has that nappa nappa know hair today Shane the real McCoy's gon' to cut it off at Lockdown Four he says, 'day But the Syringe and his NXWA did not last damn bit That's just like he's tryin' to rebuild duh d-everything he couldn't possibly think of cause Syringe and Johnny Omega SRealMcCoy is so-ho gay They look around to find a place to stay But that NXWA just ain't working todayyy Now I go back to the Johnny Omega where as white people go to the Canadian flag He's a maple leaf messiah Holy sh** that's ryuhh Motha...don;t start with me cause I'll mess with you like this Uhh Shane the real McCoy and Johnny Omega will 'clide at the Lockdown four Be the one you would remember Lockdown 4 Huh fifty more days away March twenty..seventh two-thousand-twelve at Takimakia park in Tokyo Japan *strumming increases in pace* And the Syringe is tryna rebuild his once upon a company He will probly get Jake the mammoth Awesome after the contract runs out But back to the match Of Johnny Omega and the Shane the real McCoy It goes something like this Shane the real McCoy will win and shave that nappa nappa know hair greasy a** Danny Coleman's Nephew (strum strum) Nephew (strum strum) Nephew (strum strum) Nephew (strum strum) And they thought they would collide but they will come In fifty days away Shane the real McCoy will cut the Roy Colemans hair off today Its about damn time the last time he had a haircut was in December today He thought it was a good one His dad cut it for heh-him It looked like sh** and everybody laughed at him Going back to the syringe He's nothing but a'sounding like Beavis and 'head He sounds like sh** up on cinch-inch FM