I like my friends when they're heartbroken And in need of company But they all seem to have things figuered out And no one ever calls me So if you feel like it I always feel like it I'll bring my problems too I'm here drinking all by myself Making plans for the future In the big scheme and everything The world's got too much yang Sometimes not so well-paid women Come and talk to me They all say a time will come For my home-sick soul you see And while their faces are lying I'm kind of glad they're tying Here's to battered women's rides I'm here drinking all by myself I'm gonna make my share of trouble In the big scheme and everything The world's got too much yang