Big Tony - Con$entual Rape lyrics
[Chorus: A.Swiss] I put my dick in her bu*t I said yo b**h what's up She said I'm calling the cops I said no you're not s*ut She tried pepper spray But it only made me horny I said I'm gunna get laid Whether consensual or rape [Verse 1: A.Swiss] I'm not a one girl man Won't f** the same b**h again If she tries hitting me up Ill f**ing block her like spam JK, On Facebook I creep I f** hoes in their sleep I tape their mouths shut So they don't make a peep I get s** when I want it Too many s** dolls got hundreds Whenever I get anywhere near a girl her s** drive just plummets I chill near the girl's locker room Pretend to sweep with a broom I sneak inside, lock the door and jack off to young poon I sweat around women cuz they can tell when I'm fibbin' Like when they ask how big it is I lie sayin' 5 inches I see a girl at a bar so I sit at her table But Im so nervous that I twitch and stutter like I'm disabled The days of masturbating will never f**in end And this is why binoculars are my best friend The zoom on them is so good on em', I'd rate them a 10 out uh 10 What's that noise? Oh f** the cops are knocking again [Chorus: T-Breezy] [Verse 2: T-Breezy] Had this girl named Shaki She let me cum in her eye Came so much in that eye dat b**h couldn't even cry Broke in her dorm I'm not a first time offenda Last time I got caught had to hire a public defenda Wiped my dick on her pillow And Made 10 copies of her agenda (You call it stalking, but I call it commitment) 7:45 Outside her window I hide Then right around 8 Is when my lover awakes 9:02 every day I follow her to Starbucks The way she sips on that coffee you know she's trying to get f**ed From Starbucks to cla** It takes her 42 steps And the whole dam time I'm snapping pics of that a** From 10 to 2 I don't know what to do I usually call in a bomb threat to get her outta that room At 3 o'clock Looks like she's begging for co*k She must be waiting for me cuz her front doors unlocked SHOWER TIME! Every day at 5 Haven't missed one session since f**in 05' But tonight at 8 someone picked her up for date I watched as they hugged, she just sealed her fate She got dropped off at ten Finally alone again Kicked in the door and dragged her into the kitchen And then… [Chorus: Big Tony] [Chorus: A.Swiss] [Verse 3: Big Tony] Walking through the halls, I see the girl of my dreams I try to say hi, but all I hear are her screams Am I really that ugly? My mom says I'm cute Did I fart or something? I didn't feel a toot I'll try again tomorrow, maybe I'll have better luck If we go on a date, I'll take my daddy's truck So I put on my jean shorts and I tucked in my shirt Finished my juice box and now I'm ready to flirt I walked up to her with my head held high Told her she was cute, but then she let out a sigh She said that I was really weird and that I smelled like aged cheese I forgot my inhaler, so I let out a wheeze I started to cry and pa**ed out in the halls Then I woke up with an open zipper and out were my balls Everybody was laughing and I started to cry So I sprinted straight home and I asked myself why [Chorus: A.Swiss, T-Breezy, Big Tony] A.Swiss: You think she'll take me back? She still loves me right? AHHHH [Outro: A.Swiss, T-Breezy, Big Tony]