(G. Johnson/D. Gallagher) Lord I smoked 100 cigarettes Waiting on your call but it ain't come yet I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall And I'm watching for this ash to fall And while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes My porch light is on and I've unlocked my door My eyes are red and my throat is sore I check my mail and watch my phone And I wonder when you're coming home And while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall And I'm watching for this ash to fall How much longer can I watch my own TV Now that I've seen how white my shirts can be One more smoke, I'll take just one more sip Before I wipe your name right off my lips And while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall And I'm watching for this ash to fall And while I'm counting my regrets I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes Before I see the rising sun I believe I'll smoke 101