Big Sean - I Blew It (Big Sean Parody) lyrics

I blew it I blew it I blew it I waisted my whole life to be the man of the hour, I really can't lie I dissapointed when I started, I'll dissapoint until I die Man these hoes, look for money so I keep my virginity Can't bag, not at RHS, or even Holy Trinity Crazier than Kwazy, ape sh**, retardedly stupid I kick that soccer ball in gym, yet, got accuracy like cupid Okay now, oh that's yo girl? Well I don't give a ma** of two sh**s My feelings are inside, inside 'til I'm riding underneath them Tulips You bordo like Enrique, I'm toupee, My phone pre-paid I'm looking like I'm a cheap skate but I treat ya girl like a sweepstake Cause I clean the crib, frebreeze I spray, so parents give me money and I take I need some dough, so we can go, and get Wendy's, for wallet's sake Shoulders on, I cryity-cry , no lip balm so dryity-dry I'm olive oil, that's well known, no cashflow, no flyity-fly Boy look like he's wiltin', vans tiltin', no guilt in Sarcasm is built in, runnin' like I'm on stilts and I love girls that are unattainable, unrelatable, unavailable No relationships that are stable, watchin' basic cable Oh boy I had my chance to do it (But didn't) Let me show you how I really went and blew it(b**h)