Big Rob - Orphan Tears lyrics

[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert] It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot Instead of drinking imported beers Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears We popped the top. We know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap! And what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's a** He pa**ed some gas and it snapped in half Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay] Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on Every, every sippin' on Orphan Tears [Verse 2: DeeJay & Puff Puff Humbert] Uh Huah These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody I ran to the bathroom. Everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a h*mo. (h*mo!) I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay] Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on Every, every sippin' on Orphan Tears [Verse 3: Wax] All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed The DJ playing my favorite tracks Waitress asks, "What can I bring you?" I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu." She came back with a gla** of liquid I said, "I asked for something different." This looks like a normal beer She said, "Naw it's Orphan Tears." Took a swig, then I walked down where the dance floor is Whole club looking like a forest DJ turned into a brontosaurus Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris I tried to run to the bathroom but when I did I felt a vacuum suction Pulling me back slow Dance floor turned into a black hole Spinnin' 'round horribly Feelin' like Dorothy Woke up and was still at home Orphan Tears got us in the zone [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay] (2×) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on Every, every, sippin' on Orphan Tears [Outro] Hello, with the pudding Pud-pud-pud-pud-pudding He-he-hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby) (4×)