Big & Rich - Kick My Ass lyrics

Well I walked up to the bar I laid down my platinum card Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends Well the barmaid pa**ed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up and Said here's to us and then Well this blonde slid up to me Said that was awful sweet Then I saw her boyfriend As wide as he was tall Well he broke up our hug With a six foot, five inch shove And I found myself slammed up Against the wall Why does everybody want To kick my a** I'm just trying to have a little fun For all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my a** Well I've never been the type To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get along I throw parties all the time And there always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn Well my style of stress relief Sometimes disturbs the peace The police show up And cut donuts in my yard And while the Zeppelin's playing loud They run off my party crowd They cuff up my wrist And throw me down so hard Why does everybody want To kick my a** I'm just trying to have a little fun For all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my a** And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my a** Uh more like uh Boys play me a love song Bedroom music Ah brothers uh give me a grove So look to your left And uh to your right If it's somebody you don't know Maybe it's time to introduce yourself, Uh maybe say Senorita Pleased to meet ya, Would you like some pizza Or margarita [Spanish speech] He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand Said shoot me daddy I'm super man