Big Money - The Last Man On Earth lyrics

A space ship landed on my lawn today You may find it extremely hard to believe But it actually did happen Anyway, a door opened, and out came… a woman Wow - she looked like an amazon queen From an Italian s**ploitation flick I said hi there You must be tired from a long and exhausting journey May I interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker? She said not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Thank you - she got back into the ship And took off to a galaxy far far away I threw myself on the phone and called a publisher Who by the way was… a woman I said hi there I just met a girl from outer space So here's the deal I tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller There's big money in this for both of us So what do you say - lunch? She said not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Then I called my mother who by the way is a woman I said hi mom I forgot your birthday last week You know how bury I am these days Anyway, I'm between Platinum albums at the moment Do you think you can spare me a few bucks She said not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Not even if you were the last man Not even if you were a friend of Superman Not even if you were the last man on earth Not even if you were the last man on earth