Big Lurch - Twizms lyrics

[Big Lurch] When I was 8 years old I was introduced To my first piece of poontang jumped up in it like a brand new Lexus Coupé Wit a big ol' smile on my face skinnin' and grinnin' and dippin' up in it I looked at (???) this funny a** feelin' so I said hold up wait one minute Thought to myself, felt kinda good though, that sh** was potent 4 or 5 minutes later my body just went into this jerkin' motion Ever since then I've been sprung, it was the bomb Humina hum (???) All my homies off schemin' up ways to go and get some (???) I wasn't dumb While they was outside playin' dong down ditch and hide and go seek Big Lurch was indoors playin' hide and go get it wantin' that meat Sportin' the hell outta them KangaRoos that was on my feet And my Toughskins was lookin' (???) fresher, the cleanest (???) Tightly creased (???) f** when he deceased Stevie back then with my nunchucks undercover Too young to shoot cha but I had a big Bruce Lee boy n***a stalk your brotha Who taught me the game and that's that thangs change never be the same In a couple years it'll rearrange so don't be lame, be caught up mane And that was the truth cuz now I'm 20 and life's corrupt All of my childhood homies is dead or either in jail locked up And as for me well Big Lurch simply don't give a f** Got 11 dead homies and I won't be 12 So I'm quick to buck (Chorus) (x2) Playa-hata-ism I'm not wit it Them n***as be trippin' cuz I gets ménage à twizms and they don't get it That's because they be lame in the brain Them thangs that you searchin' for you has (???) you won't gain Beep beep was the squad for the Houston? Naw Someone called her up, she said it was her and the homegirl they're down fo' Dizzamn, can it be mee-nage-ay-t-wizm time? She put me on hold clicked over that phone and said it was fo' her moms Thinkin' to myself this broad is dumb (???) Is ya homie with ya baby said "yeah" Hung up the phone then I told my homie at midnight (???) Lynch was in "For real Lurch?" "Now yeah can I go" "Hell naw, you better get cho own" Hasta la vista, arrivederci, au revoir n***a I'm gone Now when I arrived I was thinkin' to myself Big Lurch remain calm So I reached into my pocket, pulled out a blunt and fired up the bomb Walked in the door, went straight to the room, straight to the room Took off my coat, shirt and pants, now I'm down to my Fruit of the Looms Now her girlfriend had a big ol' backpack jeans and a pretty face when Only thing on my mind was don't be havin' premature ejaculations Took turns wit em over and left to right, dippin' in em all night Despite the fact that her girlfriend had a man, I'm gon' get mine right? So I did what I did, smoked a blunt after I finished wit her The next day her boyfriend walked up to me and asked me did I hit her Yeah I hit 'em both, its true Guess I'm mo than a pimp than you He swung, so I beat that foo You can't playa hate no true! (Chorus) (x2) Playa-hata-ism I'm not wit it Them n***as be trippin' cuz I gets ménage à twizms and they don't get it That's because they be lame in the brain Them thangs that you searchin' for you has (???) you won't gain Why you playa hatin' me? I bet you don't even know Is it because I gets twizms and you've never had one of them before? Better yet you wouldn't know what to do, if you had two of them (???) lemons to you Cuz it's how mama said, you wasn't even satisfyin' her damn foo If I was walkin' less than a man cuz you let me in, scan (???) Influence your mind and k** and k** again where your mark a** should have been (???) Checkin' that squaw Cheatin' on you cuz you was too small Now you resortin' to usin' your balls Sittin' in jail got caught by the laws While she was still doin' what she do You were in jail and she runnin' through Every n***a in yo crew Lettin' em get some twizms too And that's a shame cuz she swang game on my dangalang dingaling swing-a-ding them guts daily I save no squaws, I let hoes save me