Big Lou - Bowling lyrics

[Hook] Yeah we bowling Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling for real [Verse 1: Big Lou] We some 10 pin kings I'm the monarch of strikes Throw 300 point games make s*uts out of dykes Use an eight bound ball to take care of those whites Knock them all down and set off the lights Bowlerland bosses we the dons of the lanes Knock over some pins when I take aim Always pick up a spare if I don't hit them all, no bumpers When we hit the lanes we puttin up numbers My bowling shoes some Jordans yeah some new fives And my follow through like sweet music, Charles Ives I'm the Jesus of bowling like Quintana Going crazy on these pins call me Bruce Banner So dirty with it I should tour with the PBA Except it's a little unfair how well I play [Hook] Yeah we bowling Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling for real [Verse 2: Big Lou] Getting nice with it like Walter Williams Jr Don't bowl versus me cause son I might ruin ya I always cross lines, but I don't pick up fouls Grab my ball wipe it off with a towel Don't slip on the oil patterned like cheetah If I think you cheating I might pull out the heater Like shut the f** up Donnie shut that sh** like Shy Ronnie Have you crying to your mommy like a little b**h You pissing me off like a seven-ten split So get yo a** gone and don't come back Now where was I? Hit rerack on the track Stunting real hard got them Gucci bowling shirts We hit the lanes so hard that that sh** hurts You pray to god to beat us? That sh** won't work We always close it out call me Dirk We the toughest dudes out there call me Perk [Hook] Yeah we bowling Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling for real [Verse 3: DJ Felicetti] Hitting the ten pin everyday With my friend the legendary Mr. Dr. Dre Just kidding Dre's not my friend After the last time we bowled that bromance end So take a seat friend let me show you how I bowl Here sit on this couch from Jason and Kim that I stole Yo bro what's the word man hit reset This lane's bugging so stop thugging and preset Vending machine filled with socks get me ten of those Music so blasting and crazy, pump up the Bose Get a pitcher full of grape juice I'm going to party When Jersey gets a good night from goal, Marty Hey nice spare you really think you're king Well let me show you what I got on this ring I bowled a 250, 260, 270, 300 Yeah I skipped 280 and 290, but don't be sundred Rolling down the lanes like a young business professional On the way to a job interview, cheap gas no recessional Yeah you could say I ball, but not as much as a I bowl dog This raps been elbow dropped like Dwayne the Rog [Hook] Yeah we bowling Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling for real