Big Dumb Face - Mighty Penis Laser lyrics

You can never see it I keep it in a jar You can not escape it Not even in your car It is not a mineral Animal or plant You will never find it Don't try because you can't Make it so it hurts your face and touch it It burns out your eyes Do not breathe around it Sniffle, squeeze or cough If you were to touch it Your skin would sizzle off Make it so it hurts and touch it Spank it till it stinks and touch it baby... It's the mighty penus laser The cause for every scream It is better than anything you've got Cause it's made out of a laser beam (bum,bum,bum's) Now is when the horror will be truely felt and The sick smell of d**h will soon be smelt It is a laser beam It will never be seen And it's zit is far more flameable than gasoline Make it so it hurts your face and touch it Spank it til it stinks and touch it baby It is incapable of reasoning This is the partt where we sing... It's the Mighty Penus Laser The cause for every scream It is better then anything you've got Cuz it's made out of a laser beam Mighty - Penus - Laser