Big Country - The President Slipped And Fell lyrics

They found an alien baby in a Russian wood A man in the delta named Johnny B. Goode A two-headed cow and a fish that walks A vampire lover and a monkey that talks A boy with wings and ice that’s hot And a weeping sports star told us all about pot Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report The prime time verdict from the murder court A woman who died and came back from hell The president slipped, and he slipped and fell They found the face of Jesus on an Elvis plate And snow that fell on the sunshine state A man at the altar with his 23rd bride A million small investors who were taken for a ride A billion dollar budget for the special effects And a holy man told us not to have s** Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report The prime time verdict from the murder court A woman who died and came back from hell The president slipped, and he slipped and fell Gimme one for the money Make it two for the money Maybe three for the money You better make it four for the money Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The more I hear is the less I care Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report The prime time verdict from the murder court A woman who died and came back from hell The president slipped, and he slipped and fell