Big Bill - Combustible Lemons (Dan's Lawn) lyrics

[Intro: Cave Johnson] Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down With the lemons I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon That burns your house down [Ad-Lib: Big Bill] Wait, wait, wait did somebody just say New Big bill? A new Big Bill track with DJ Danny K and Nishad? With fresh beats? We're goin' in right now Ahh! [Verse 1: DJ Danny K] It's DJ Danny k I'm pushin' and mowin' My swag crop circles 'Bout as good as my flowin' You can bump this in your party While you're fillin' your gla**es Or in the library And your honors cla**es [Verse 2: Big Bill] Apparently we talkin' 'bout Dan's Lawn Stackin' money like Mah-Jong Your wallets don't carry weight Like Nick Carraway and his bonds I'm the Great Swagsby Like KFC Gravy I steal your stuff and then I shoot ya Tell Silvestre I'm the Don [Verse 3: DJ Danny K] I rock K Swiss Better than Kenny powers Kamikazes k**in' people Every single hour I hate redox But I rock Reeboks And I get even more hyped Than holographic 2pac [Verse 4: Big Bill] Chillin' in the Goodyear blimp Eatin' lobster and shrimp With expensive dip That's expensive as ish (laughs) Man when it comes to this You know I'm all the way turned up Man I'm chillin' like a villain Higher than fructose corn syrup [Verse 5: Nishad] People try to step to me And they get wrecked In 1 minute flat I'll take down Dvoracek Best rapper in the school I'm in calculus fool More swag than Gandhi Dan's got nothin' on me [Verse 6: Big Bill] Okay, spray you with Febreeze Cuz your rhymes really stink Chillin' in the club Yeah I'm sippin' purple drank Yes I'm Big Bill And I'm better than you thank Most cliché rap ever And I'm 'bout to make that bank [Verse 7: Nishad] Hey my name is Nishad If you don't know me yet Don't mistake me for Harsh** He needs a Gillette David Park That kid's wack as crack All he needs is one big smack But worst of all Is this kid Big Bill He thinks he can rap but he's Just white as **** [Interruption/Fight] [Verse 8: Airbear] Mowin' the gra** Saturday morning like a boss Brushin' my teeth you better believe I always floss That's a joke, man I don't have ridiculous hygiene I'm a musician, we don't sleep and we shower twice a week My beard's majestic like Abraham Lincoln's I got so much homework I can hardly think and I'm chillin' with big bill rippin' it up on ukulele Here's my number so call me maybe Skinny jeans, cause I think they're quite spiffy Moccasins, cause they're just so darn comfy Ana tahban, that means I'm tired in Arabic Pieter Cos, has so much swag that you can't handle it To k** a Mockingbird's a really good book I'm saving up for a hyundai tiburon so I ride my bike to work I'm chillin' with DJ Danny K playin' Need for Speed Shift My turtles are almost as adorable as Taylor swift [Scatched Interlude] More swag than Gandhi Spray you with Febreeze Cuz your rhymes really stank [Final Verse: Big Bill] OK, soy muy fresca Cuz I drink a lot of Fresca I'm Mr. Clean on the beat But a lot more fresher Cleaner than Comet My vomit is hand sanitizer LaGuava dissin' me He's a bland antagonize-r Man, it's Big Bill The insane buffoon I squirt my Go-Gurt in a bowl And then I eat it with a spoon I'm snortin' Easy Mac cheese powder Like it's premium c**aine I swear the best rapper in Parkland Is most definitely [Sample from Mark R feat. K Steng's "All the Other Kids"] K Steng The Man Mark R OK [Outro: Dr. Lonnie Smith's "Sunshine Superman"]