Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - Ol' MacDonald lyrics

Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And on this farm there was a chick Purtiest chick I know With a little curve here And a little curve there This chick, she had curves - Everywhere! Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And oh this chick, she had a walk Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And how this walk would drive 'em wild Swingin' to and fro With a little wiggle here And a little wiggle there Man, this chick had moves to spare Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh When she went walkin' into town Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh The local gentry popped their eyes Tarnation! What a show! With a gol-dang here And a gosh darn there Heavens to Betsy, I do declare! Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh There was a barn dance Saturday night Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And fellas came from miles around Just to see her do-si-do With a promenade here And a promenade there At a square-dance, man This chick's no square Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh I used to be a travelin' man Ee-eye--oh Until I hit Macdonald's place Things were mighty slow With a little chick here And a little chick there I didn't have a real chick anywhere Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh This farmer's daughter knocked me out Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh (Uh huh!) I asked MacDonald for her hand And Pappy hollered go With a little curve here And a little wiggle there A gol-dang here And a gosh darn A do-si-do here And a promenade there I got my own private county fair Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-oh Oh Hey! Ol' MacDonald had a farm Ee-eye-oh hi-ay That's right, MacDonald! It's all or nuthin', baby!