Big Bad Bosses - Another Villain lyrics

[Phoenix Wright] Heroes Assemble! [1] [?] Yeah, we'll show those bad guys! [Phoenix Wright] No! Objection! Listen! I'm a lawyer and I never lose a case And I fix my hair with glue [Captain Falcon] But what you don't tell all your clients Justice is a science I don't think the courtroom has a clue [Phoenix Wright] But maybe they do? [Captain Falcon] They don't! [Phoenix Wright] Aww... [Tails] Hey wait, come on! You're going way too fast! [Sonic] Tough break, bu*thole. You gotta go way faster! I go really fast, I never take it slow I can break the speed of sound [Tails] I'm his buddy but I can't keep up at all Out of breath and there's a countdown Oh man! Oh god oh god, hey a**bu*t! [2] [?] Hey man, do you ever think maybe we're the bad guys? [Captain Falcon] Falcon-shut the hell up! I am also fast, but I drive in a car It's a nicer car than yours [3] [?] But god forbid you should defeat him He'll try to start a fight He'll beat you up Pull down your drawers, ooh [Link] [?] Gotta run around my town and try to find some cash My neighbors save me all the work [Ganondorf] [?] You just break into people's houses It's time to face the fact that you're a jerk [All] All these wretches and liberties Douse them all in gasoline Though they say they're here to help Mostly they're out to help themselves We're sick of hearing it Your heroes are degenerate There's not a good one in the bunch We rob and murder every day We're on a hunt for brainslaves Join us now and chase the heroes away [Big Boss] [?] Well, what about anti-heroes? [4] [?] Well shucks, I'm anti heroes. [Big Boss] [?] No, I meant-- uhh, never mind. I'm a bad guy but I saved a bunch of kids Got a conscience and a heart [Other Metal Gear Character] Boss, your body count's a thousand They're stacked up like a mountain You serve up executions á la carte [Big Boss] [?] Well, yeah. [Mario] It's-a me I like to k**-a wildlife Stomp a mushroom with-a the shoe I take the big-a vegetable And feed it to a frog What will it do? He died! Wahoo! [All] Unconditionally thrilling Indiscriminately k**ing Golly gee, you're just a villain Just like me, another villain [Mega Man] [?] I'm like the god of d**h And I cook crystal meth [Dr. Wily] [?] What did my robots ever do? [Mega Man] [?] They just looked at me wrong, ha ha [All] Innocent blood is on your hands Have half a mind to tell your friends [5] [?] Honestly it feels amazing All the planets that I'm razing [All] Gotta say it feels amazing [Mario] Sh-sh-sh-sh! A-no tears-a, my friend. Only dreams. [All] I am so bad