Big Audio Dynamite - Lucan lyrics

"He murdered his nanny because he mistook her for his wife His wife was pretty mad, I think" The day is great, I'm feeling fine I won't be late, be there 'fore nine All the splender that you see is mine Done a bunk and left my washing on the line Well, I'm not a punk And I'm not a skiver Well, Lucan didn't need it And I don't need it either Congratulate the sun to shine Anticipate and it's the sign We're all grapes ripe to be picked from the vine I left my clothes on the beach and an empty bottle of wine Well, I'm not a punk And I'm not a skiver Well, Lucan didn't need it And I don't need it either Slow coach, snail trail down the lane Traffic jam and again Lost luggage, junk mail, pouring a rain Brought me down again Investigate scene of the crime On my own estate, said I'll be gone a long time While they're out looking, I'm drinking tequila and lime Since I took off in search of that long lost sunny 'clime Well, I'm not a punk And I'm not a skiver Well, Lucan didn't need it And I don't need it either Well, I'm not a punk And I'm not a skiver Well, Lucan didn't need it And I don't need it either